Crocodile Cock

I remember when my cock was young

me and Joey had so much fun

we beat off to the tune of a distant drum

fondling each others balls

terrified to speak to each other in the high school halls

but the biggest kick I ever got

was looking at photographs of Crocodile Cock

In the National Geographic subscription Mama bought for me

for Christmas in nineteen seventy three

the reptilian hemipenes they really freaked me out

made me wanna scream and shout

I was shrieking and lisping to the sight of Crocodile Cock

but Joey really loved the sight

of a double dicked reptile under the covers with an old flashlight

well Mama!

Crocodile Cock is something shocking

you open the centerfold and you just keep gawking

I never knew me a weirder time and I guess I never will

I didn’t like it much but it gave Joey a perverse thrill

oh Mama! 

those Friday nights

when all the other kids were reaching teenaged heights

Crocodile Cock, and Joey’s single penis, was my only sight

lying back with Joe on that old settee

eating popcorn, drinking Coke, and leafing through National Geographic

but the years went by and Joey’s cock just strayed

he went and left me for some sugar daddy 

who fed him gin and lemonade

but they'll never kill the thrills I got

cuddling up to Joey and wincing at photos of Crocodile Cock

learning fast as the weeks went past

we really thought that Crocodile Cock would last

thanks Mama! 
for the magazines

thanks God! 
for the hemipenes...